Okay, hot on the heels of some dog-fucker being threatened with disenfranchisement, we now have this pile of horse shit.

Basically, someone figured out that octopuses are not happy when we kill them, and so the EU is thinking about giving them legal protections--which may extend all the way to the kitchen.

Okay, so this guy was discovered having sex with a dog (which was understandably upset by this), his wife took photos of it, called the police, and now he's charged with a felony under a new bestiality law that was enacted in response to that guy who was voluntarily fucked to death by a horse (well, the fucking was voluntary; I rather doubt the dying was part of the original plan).

A felony?