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Phlegm

Since yesterday, I've begun a new phase in my life: coughing up and spitting out phlegm.

See, I was never really able to do it before, so I just swallowed it.

But this cold is different. There is so much that I was actually getting sick to my stomach and getting diarrhea from all that putrid mucus.

So I started doing my best to deliver it into my mouth and spit it out.

Boy, what an eye-opener.

You mean to tell me I've been SWALLOWING this green, lumpy, rotten-pudding-y crap for 32 years???

I have turned over a new leaf, turned a corner, started a new chapter in my life. From this point on, I will endeavor every day to get all that shit out of my bronchial tubes and into the wastebasket where it belongs.

This site will help.

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oh sweet jesus is that bloggable material?! i feel urpy.

Glad to help!